When reluctant Lily travels to Thailand to seek Bert's missing wife, she has no idea what the strange new country has in store for herBert the Perv has met the woman of his dreams and Lily s pleasantly surprised to discover she s not artificially inflated. It s about time someone lived happily ever after. But Bert has a problem and only Lily can help him. He needs to find his wife, who disappeared, while he was sleeping, on their wedding night. And he needs to find her fast his new girlfriend s not going to hang around forever. Lily s reluctant to get involved her search for missing people so far hasn t exactly brought happiness into her life. But then Bert cared for Lily s mother in her final, korma-filled days. She does owe him something. When Lily learns Bert s wife is Thai, and Bert convinces her that the best place to start looking for his missing Mrs. is on the other side of the world, it starts to sound appealing. Jo s busy playing happy families with Andy. Lily s sure the guy at the dole office is hardly likely to miss her, and there s the small matter of a murder trial looming. If that isn t a reason to get the hell out of the country, she can t think what is. So Lily heads to Thailand and soon becomes embroiled in a dangerous world, where nothing is how it first appears."